I'm Andrew. I fail at self-summary.

I'm a Kentucky-born city boy. A paradox. I'm sarcastic. In general, I find people irritating. I have a macabre sense of humor.

As one of the homo elite, my page will contain dicks, abs, pretty boys, and underwear.

Also, I have a hard-on for tattoos, so that will fill up this page too.

Questions? Comments? Sarcastic remarks? Click below. • Shameless.
And your very flesh shall be a great poem...